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7 grain bread
A smorgasbord
Bread (staff of life)
Bread. People just need to get over this silly fear of carbs.
Granola
Haggis
Oatmeal (with raisins)
Potato
Steak
Water
Water - sustains life!
a dim sum
a feast
a hamburger with mushrooms
a rodizio
and in times of war
asparagus
blown up beyond recognition
brazil nut
brie cheese and bacon (sometimes you get a fresh green salad)
candy floss
cereal
chicken
cocaine
grapes
gruel
popcorn -- nuggets of truth
protein
veg
whole wheat croissant